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Thursday, November 15, 2007

 

Sorry...

Dear Torre and Father Nigel -

A great idea! However, according to Snopes.com neither the Postal Service nor Walter Reed can accommodate the plan. See the following link for details: http://www.snopes.com/politics/christmas/soldiercards.asp.

You should consider issuing a correction.

Forest Rittgers

Thursday, November 08, 2007

 

Elder Beck -- There's a dead cat on the line.

[You can hear this on http://torres78rpmrecords.podcastpeople.com/posts/12732.]
Now give an "Amen."
       Amen.
Clear the line before you talk.
Christ is set so far above.
If you expect to get an answer, you better clear the line before you talk.
And all the people said, "Amen."
       Amen.
And my friends this morning I want to call your attention to Second Chronicles Chapter Seven verse Fourteen, and it reads, "If my people, which are called by my name, if they will humble themselves, and pray, then will I hear from heaven, and I will heal their land."
My subject is "There's a dead cat on the line."
My friends one time a cat went out and crawled up the telegram pole, went out on the wires and died from electrocution.
They couldn't get a message through.
They were trying very, very hard.
Well, well, well, well, we can't get this message through.
So finally they sent out the lineman.
The lineman went out and sent the message back, he said, "We've found a dead cat on the line."
... they took the dead cat off, then after a while the messages began to go on through.
Well, church, get that dead cat off the line.
If you're backsliding, you've got a dead cat on the line.
If you're backbiting, you've got a dead cat on the line.
Ah, Lordy, if you're whiskey drinking, you've got a dead cat on the line.
... your number playing, sitting up here with number slips in your pocketbook, there's a dead cat on the line.
Well, well, well, you better clear your line before you call.
... waiting on your pastor, can't get through, cause you've got a dead cat on the line.
Some of you sittin' up here, won't speak to your neighbor, mad at the preacher, mad at the teacher...get that dead cat off the line.
Now clear the line before you call.
Well, Christ is set so far above.
Well, if you expect to get an answer, well clear the line, well clear the line before you call.
Christ is set so far above.
Well, if you expect to get an answer, well clear the line before you call.
Now, give me, "Amen."
       Amen.

What are the dead cats on your line?

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